Will my troubles never end? Now I found out that this great country of ours was founded on a sinful act.
I haven’t been able to eat or sleep since I found out about this horrible act. In order to appease Britain for this treasonous act, I have vowed to have tea and crumpets at least three times daily and when I pray, instead of saying “Amen,” I will say, “Long Live the Queen.” I will also be flying a Union Jack flag alongside the American Flag.
One good thing has come of this revelation and that is it has taken my mind off of all the mundane things going on in American such as violence, anti-God movements, anti-America movements, etc. It almost makes one think that God is British and he is paying us back. “Tally-ho” and I will see you later.